GoldenPalace.com Buys an Alien in Duck X-Ray For $9,600

In the United States, according to the San Francisco Chronicle: "What would you think that an alien's head flowing inside a duck's gizzard is worth?"

"Well it is not exactly equal with the value of the Virgin Mary staring out from a grilled cheese sandwich but it is more than a bottle of water which was rumored to have been used by Britney Spears."

"This conclusion was reached recently, when after the International Bird Rescue Research Center in Cordelia sold an X-ray image showing a sick drake's midsection that amazingly resembled E.T.'s cousin or of course, an odd arrangement of grain."

"The image’s worth was evaluated at $9,600 on e-Bay from GoldenPalace.com, an online gabling casino that had previously bought the water bottle (for a reported $495) and the cheese sandwich (for $28,000) together with the kidney stone previously owned by William Shatner ($25,000)."

"The incomes gained from this close encounter of the mallard kind will be used to help a 35-year-old nonprofit allowing allows members of the public to pay in order to adopt birds that are usually released back into the wild."